::airborne swine::

So, it has happened, the National Weather Service has reported a dramatic, sub-freezing drop of temperature in Hades, the Federal Aviation Administration has been busy all day with reports of airborne swine, and when I flipped to the sports page, I saw that the Colorado Rockies are going to the World Series!

That's basically all I have, except that I was watching them beat the Diamondbacks last night instead of writing my paper.

Peace