Wenchang for Tian Gong

ATTN: Celestial Bureau

FROM: RLST3800 Group

RE: Why Wenchang should be Tian Gong.

Summary of Skills:

• Killed the tiger, with his own bare hands, that was cool.
• Mad Nan chock skills
• Could be a ninja?
• Already did his time, as he was punished due to the flood incident, Buddha, Lao tzu cool with it now
• Superpowers from Lao Tzu.
• Name sounds cool, just rolls off the tongue.
• Wenchang: good name for a god, not a good name for a pirate.
• Intelligent, specialization in classical literature and philosophy. This dude knows his shit.
• Is able to provide many blessings for subordinates.
• Integrity
• Has never taken a bribe.
• Understands other gods, he totally knows what’s goin’ on, seriously.
• Clearly exhibits filial piety.
• Is such a bad ass mofo.
• Could totally smite you dead, but won’t since he’s cool like that (unless you are a prick, then you’re dead).
• Totally did a good job covering for Guan Di when he called in sick once.

We had to make a list of qualifications for Wenchang and why he should be Tian gong, a god...this was my attempt to have fun with that.